Jonnii asked me on facebook today if I would marry him. I know what you're thinking- facebook marriage proposal- how romantic. (Actually, I wonder if that's ever happened before.) Anyways, it was all in fun and he wasn't being for serious. He was sending me a link to a story about this big diamond that was found in space that used to be a white dwarf. Check it out! The pic is of a sun morphing into a white dwarf. And so apparently one day our sun will morph into a white dwarf, and then a big diamond...Funnii? 6 (for excellent execution)
Grass won't grow- homeowner put in jail by the yard police for violating a covenant that requires all residential lawns have grass.
The saddest little lawn in White Cloud, Michigan. Wua wua.
Funnii? 7 (for absurdity. Bonus for it being law-related)
Lily Allen has a third nipple.
Awesome (and thieved from Gawker, which was only made possible through the direction by my friend, Opposing Counsel)
Funnii? 5 (doesn't really look like a third nipple in my opinion. Bonus for her balls-iness in revealing it when sober and on TV and not piss drunk stumbling out of a club in front of TMZ photogs.)
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Wow, add me to the list of people who you ganked stuff from without recognition.
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